Fox News Anchorettes and IQ Requirements

Updates below.

Just out of curiosity, how stupid do you have to be to get a job as an anchor at Fox News? Seriously - if you have an IQ of over 85, are you automatically disqualified from reading the mind-numbing drivel that comes out of the teleprompter?

I'm asking because on June 6, some generic blond talking moron on Fox asked this question:


Seriously? Is this idiot fucking with us or what? Fist bumps are now reserved only for terrorists? Jeez, I guess my son's Rookie League baseball team has got some splainin' to do to homeland security!

Here's a montage of the terrorist appeasers who are fist bumping their way to the destruction of the United States and everything it stands for:

Schneider and Cordero:

Giambi and Jeter:

Harry Connick, Jr and daughter Sara:

Former Presidential Candidate Joe Lieberman and a fellow terrorist sympathizer:

Golfer Billy Mayfair and his caddie:

Now, don't confuse the Hamas/Hezbollah/al-Qaeda/SLA/Weather Underground/Minutemen fist bump with the patriotic, All-American, freedom-loving, terrorist hating chest bump, demonstrated here, by all-around class act George W. Bush:

Update: Former President George H.W. Bush "terrorist fist jabbing" Anna Kournikova to show his support of Hamas, Hezbollah, al-Qaeda and the al-Asqa Martyrs brigade.

Or maybe he's just celebrating going up 40-30 at 6-5 in the 1st set. I report, you decide!

Update II: The terrorists and their fist jobs have won!! E.D. ("Extra Dumb?") Hill has lost her show "America's Pulse", though she remains with the network. She "apologized" for insinuating that the Obama's shared a "terrorist fist jab":

Uh huh. That's quite a defense: others called it a "terrorist fist jab" - so I had not choice but to characterize it that way! Right. I would love to know who thought that the fist pump was anything other than a fist pump, or was inspired by al-Qaeda. Seriously, ED, names please!

As for the "apology" associating the word "terrorist" with Barack and Michele Obama, I'm sure you meant it. Most empty-headed, bleach blond conservatard losers who just got fired usually do.*

*My intent is not in any way to imply that you are an empty-headed, bleach blond conservatard loser, and I offer my sincere "apologies" if you were offended by that, 'k? ;)